You're so Aspie and you don't even like boys

Aspie: I went through this period that lasted about a year and a half, from mid-2005 to late 2006, where I was subconsiously bisexual. Though it was largely connected to that dude, the obssesion with style, fashion and the whole 'glam/'camp' thing was definitely borderline gay - not to mention the fact that I had a totally unrealistic view of male/female relationships that climaxed in a fixation on pre-fame Madonna and becoming preoccupied with old-time starlets. And rather than dwelling on girl's personalities and engaging in sexual or romantic relationships, focal point of girls was little more than their hair styles, clothes and the type of music they listened to. What a queer [pun intended] life.

Commentary: This particular Aspie is the apex of all things autism.  Hell, I don't even know what an apex really is, but this dude has such a copious amount of Asperger's, that I can't help but feel bad for him.  Like, I almost feel bad about posting this, but if you have some sense of humor, you should be able to find whats funny about this serious victim.  Ya know?  He does so many countless aspie things.  The way he uses punctuation, phrases like"climaxed in a fixation on pre-fame Madonna and becoming preoccupied with old-time starlets", and so much more can really only be attributed to the Asperger's that this dude definitely suffers from.

The coloring system of Tetris pieces is unsatisfactory GRRRRRRRRR I HATE MY LIFE

Aspie: I set up my colors based on center of mass of the tetronimoes and the symmetry based relationships of those

Commentary: Tetris is a game that might as well be called Aspie Battle or something, cause of all the geometric shapes and how you arrange them based on patterns and stuff.  But here, you find a true Aspie warrior, who is determined to point out the illogical nature of the colors assigned to the Tetris pieces (as if Tetris wasn't Aspie enough, eh?).  The dude is such a pervert that he comes up with his own custom system of coloring Tetris pieces based on physics.  Physics is also aspie as fuck in general.

hey gurl chk out my bug collection and let me feel ur boobies

Aspie: I don't care what a girl is into as long as she's okay with what I'm into, which is unfortunately bugs
Aspie: entomology is my biggest passion in life

Commentary:  Seriously, imagine knowing this aspie fuck in real life.  He'd probably constantly send you texts like "hey babe, wanna go to the swamp with me and study mosquitos?".  Probably gets off to getting bitten on his DICK by mosquitos too.  Seriously, what a pervert.  Newbury Comics forever!